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Lizard Love

Mostly intended as an art blog, but doubles as a personal blog.

Not always SFW. You have been warned
Apr 22 '14

lizardlicks:

secretarybird:

Have you actually manage to establish a universe were Amporas can actually have a chance of attracting Vantases on sight?

Karkat is like a tiny mutant crabtroll half Eridan’s height, and probably raised in a feral mirelurk den. (What I’m saying here is yes. He doesn’t know why he has this constant impulse to follow Eridan around, but he does. Maybe it’s those fleshy neck frills? So dashing.)

When he gets too mad he starts SCREEEEEing and clicking. Unfortunately for everyone around him he can totally do the mirelurk king sonic attack.

When ever he get’s really pissy Eridan just picks him up and carries him away because he like 5 nothing.  Karkat is simultaneously furious and pleased because “YES HAHA ERIDAN IS PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM, SUCK IT.”

He gets upset whenever Eridan picks up a new mirelurk harrem that is HIS king dammit he was here first claws off falloutstuck

Apr 22 '14
lizardlicks:

I claim no responsibility for this and lay all the blame squarely on secretarybird.

lizardlicks:

I claim no responsibility for this and lay all the blame squarely on secretarybird.

Apr 21 '14

fuckyeahballpythons:

Paradox Coral Glows produced at Dynasty Reptiles.

SCREAMING

OH MY GOD GIVE THEM TO MEEEEEEEE

(Source: facebook.com)

Apr 21 '14
kinomatika:

the ship that started it all

kinomatika:

the ship that started it all

Apr 21 '14
secretarybird:

Homestuck/Fallout comix. Rebuildin’ humanity, one bit a wwhite science at a time. He had to cut those boots and stitch up the sides to wear them. They don’t make them in size fuckhuge.
Eridan’s got enough mirelurk in him to get into posturing fights with feral kings. But then he’s got to deal with the harem and it’s embarrassing for everybody.

secretarybird:

Homestuck/Fallout comix. Rebuildin’ humanity, one bit a wwhite science at a time. He had to cut those boots and stitch up the sides to wear them. They don’t make them in size fuckhuge.

Eridan’s got enough mirelurk in him to get into posturing fights with feral kings. But then he’s got to deal with the harem and it’s embarrassing for everybody.

Apr 21 '14
lizardlicks:

secretarybird:

Polaroids, five bottlecaps each! Show your friends back home how cool you look in the wasteland! (surviving trip back not guaranteed)

I’m going to assume from the recent discharge of Eridan’s gun that theirs was free…

lizardlicks:

secretarybird:

Polaroids, five bottlecaps each! Show your friends back home how cool you look in the wasteland! (surviving trip back not guaranteed)

I’m going to assume from the recent discharge of Eridan’s gun that theirs was free…

Apr 20 '14
bunnybennett:

Behold- the super deformed toy reveal of Muto, the baddie Godzilla fights in the new movie.FIST PUMP KAWAII GODZILLA ISH LIKE “YEEEEEEAAAAH!”I need like twenty of these fist pump godzillas to line my desk.

bunnybennett:

Behold- the super deformed toy reveal of Muto, the baddie Godzilla fights in the new movie.

FIST PUMP KAWAII GODZILLA ISH LIKE “YEEEEEEAAAAH!”

I need like twenty of these fist pump godzillas to line my desk.

Apr 20 '14

(Source: awwww-cute)

Apr 20 '14

lizardlicks:

secretarybird:

They’re thought to be closer to mutated snapping turtles rather than the horseshoe crabs the other ones evolved from, and possibly share a symbiotic relationship with normal mirelurks so Eridan can totally have his mirelurk meat shield army now.

Oh god, if Eridan got his hands on a mesmetron…

I still like picturing them as the same species, because how often do you see a male monster human-ish and the female a big creepy thing? (What baffles me about the wiki entry is that you can apparently reverse-pickpocket explosives onto kings. They don’t… Wear clothes… Uhh…)

*waggles eyebrows* what you didn’t want to get frisky with a hideous, radioactive swamp monster?

Apr 20 '14
lizardlicks:

secretarybird:

A very silly fallout crossover, in which trolls are some kind of human/mirelurk hybrid. The higher on the hemospectrum you go, the more mirelurk king-y you get. Rose is a squishy scientist who needs bodyguards. (Kanaya takes close range with her seamripper. Eridan hangs back with his laser rifle turning things to ashes. Kanaya complains that this makes it hard to loot the bodies.)

YOU FUCKIN BEAT ME TO IT I guess that’s what I get for beating Pi to the Demon!Vantascest punch tho so
But I got really curious about mirelurks because of the convo last night and went to look up the wiki and apparently mirelurks kings aren’t even related to regular mirelurks!  They’re thought to be closer to mutated snapping turtles rather than the horseshoe crabs the other ones evolved from, and possibly share a symbiotic relationship with normal mirelurks so Eridan can totally have his mirelurk meat shield army now.

lizardlicks:

secretarybird:

A very silly fallout crossover, in which trolls are some kind of human/mirelurk hybrid. The higher on the hemospectrum you go, the more mirelurk king-y you get. Rose is a squishy scientist who needs bodyguards. (Kanaya takes close range with her seamripper. Eridan hangs back with his laser rifle turning things to ashes. Kanaya complains that this makes it hard to loot the bodies.)

YOU FUCKIN BEAT ME TO IT I guess that’s what I get for beating Pi to the Demon!Vantascest punch tho so

But I got really curious about mirelurks because of the convo last night and went to look up the wiki and apparently mirelurks kings aren’t even related to regular mirelurks!  They’re thought to be closer to mutated snapping turtles rather than the horseshoe crabs the other ones evolved from, and possibly share a symbiotic relationship with normal mirelurks so Eridan can totally have his mirelurk meat shield army now.

Apr 19 '14
quick doodle while trying to figure out new set up around the kid.  This still might take a bit to figure out

quick doodle while trying to figure out new set up around the kid.  This still might take a bit to figure out

Apr 19 '14
Apr 19 '14
lalondes:

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS.
Scarleteen is a vital queer and trans positive sexual health resource. Their staff do an amazing job of creating really comprehensive and helpful articles on literally every sexual topic you can imagine. They also provide live chats, advice columns, moderated discussion forums, and SMS-based peer support. This site has helped me on countless occasions, and I refer at-risk queer and trans kids to this site every single day.
Scarleteen is invaluable.
And Scarleteen needs your help.
During their annual donation drive this year, the site was only able to raise $1,500. Only fifty people out of Scarleteen’s 350,000 unique monthly visitors contributed to the fundraising drive.
This means that unless Scarleteen sees a stable, sustained, 50% increase in donations, the site will essentially be forced to go dark on May 1. No more new content, no more advice columns, no more forums, no more live chat, no more SMS support. 
This is devastating.
If Scarleteen goes dark, millions of young people, vulnerable queer and trans teens among them, will lose access to essential, fundamental sexual health resources. We cannot let this happen.
Please, please, please donate to Scarleteen. Consider making a recurring monthly contribution if you feel that this is within your means. Even $5 or $10 a month will go a long way to helping this very, very deserving organization.
And whether or not you’re able to donate at this time, please signal boost this and spread the word. Scarleteen does incredible, very necessary work, and they need our help.

lalondes:

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS.

Scarleteen is a vital queer and trans positive sexual health resource. Their staff do an amazing job of creating really comprehensive and helpful articles on literally every sexual topic you can imagine. They also provide live chats, advice columns, moderated discussion forums, and SMS-based peer support. This site has helped me on countless occasions, and I refer at-risk queer and trans kids to this site every single day.

Scarleteen is invaluable.

And Scarleteen needs your help.

During their annual donation drive this year, the site was only able to raise $1,500. Only fifty people out of Scarleteen’s 350,000 unique monthly visitors contributed to the fundraising drive.

This means that unless Scarleteen sees a stable, sustained, 50% increase in donations, the site will essentially be forced to go dark on May 1. No more new content, no more advice columns, no more forums, no more live chat, no more SMS support. 

This is devastating.

If Scarleteen goes dark, millions of young people, vulnerable queer and trans teens among them, will lose access to essential, fundamental sexual health resources. We cannot let this happen.

Please, please, please donate to Scarleteen. Consider making a recurring monthly contribution if you feel that this is within your means. Even $5 or $10 a month will go a long way to helping this very, very deserving organization.

And whether or not you’re able to donate at this time, please signal boost this and spread the word. Scarleteen does incredible, very necessary work, and they need our help.

Apr 19 '14
reptilesrevolution:




[PHOTO] Rainforest is a colourful world. This time represented by the Tschudi’s False Coral Snake (Oxyrhopus melanogenys). Photo by: Tropical Herping / www.perunature.com

reptilesrevolution:

[PHOTO] Rainforest is a colourful world. This time represented by the Tschudi’s False Coral Snake (Oxyrhopus melanogenys). Photo by: Tropical Herping / www.perunature.com
Apr 19 '14
lizardlicks:

Uh… guys, am I doing this right?  Umm… Dave limited palette experiment.

lizardlicks:

Uh… guys, am I doing this right?  Umm… Dave limited palette experiment.