Lizard Love

Art, fic, and randomly enjoyed web content from Lizardlicks. Please mind all tags.
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batlesbo:

pr1nceshawn:

Cat Got Your Tongue by Chloe C.

So this comic (that I drew in 2012) suddenly reappeared on the dA front page, then imgur, and apparently 9gag now. It’s quite fun when old comics suddenly get attention again! Glad to see the source to the deviantart page when people post it :) thanks!

(though I’m not used to lots of comments by guys going “gotta fap to that”. I’ll just stick with the nice dA comments.)

(via bloodstainbowbarnacle)

Homestuck-related Fandom Chat, Oct 20, 9 PM to 11 Midnight Eastern Time

inklesspen:

Please join me and other fandom members in IRC tonight (Oct 20). Either click the link for web-based chat or point your IRC client to irc.lunarnet.org #homestuckstuck

I want to list some of the amazing fanworks we’ve come up with, but in all honesty we’ll probably end up talking about the sort of DBZ fanfiction Caliborn would write.

Alternate web client here.

The chatroom is open 24/7 to all who’d like to join, but we tend to have the most people show up on Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings.

6 PM Pacific == 9 PM Eastern

autron asked: Due to shenanigans, Eridan and Karkat meet Signless, and Karkat gets jealous over Eridan's historical fanboying.

lizardlicks:

(Note: requests are closed)

Speaking Roles

This could possibly count as the most unusual audience you have ever Spoken to.  Certainly not the largest.  Not the smallest either, you reflect; when you were still young enough to be both full of passionate ideals and defensively wary of other trolls, you used to practice making addresses using the shiny bottom of Mother’s favorite silver bowl as a mirror.  Really can’t get much smaller than a crowd of yourself.  Still, two is… well kind of pathetic if you’re honest.  Seems no one has time to listen to relics of antiquity minister while they try to scrape out a new world.

Okay, perhaps two is a favorable oversimplification at best.  Your young descendent has clearly checked out of the conversation as he picks petals off the wildflowers surrounding you like they personally offended him.  His seadweller friend on the other hand is all rapt attention, fins pricked all the way forward like he’s channeling nourishment out of very sound of your voice.

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crispysnakes:

Thai Tea!  I need to get a camera that handles macro really well.  This little guy’s head is barely bigger than my thumbnail.

autron asked: Due to shenanigans, Eridan and Karkat meet Signless, and Karkat gets jealous over Eridan's historical fanboying.

(Note: requests are closed)

Speaking Roles

This could possibly count as the most unusual audience you have ever Spoken to.  Certainly not the largest.  Not the smallest either, you reflect; when you were still young enough to be both full of passionate ideals and defensively wary of other trolls, you used to practice making addresses using the shiny bottom of Mother’s favorite silver bowl as a mirror.  Really can’t get much smaller than a crowd of yourself.  Still, two is… well kind of pathetic if you’re honest.  Seems no one has time to listen to relics of antiquity minister while they try to scrape out a new world.

Okay, perhaps two is a favorable oversimplification at best.  Your young descendent has clearly checked out of the conversation as he picks petals off the wildflowers surrounding you like they personally offended him.  His seadweller friend on the other hand is all rapt attention, fins pricked all the way forward like he’s channeling nourishment out of very sound of your voice.

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dangerscissor:

mint-desu:

becausebirds:

I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

dangerscissor

o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dangerscissor:

mint-desu:

becausebirds:

I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

dangerscissor

o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via pickledshoe)

tatterdemalionamberite:

I wish more people would get the memo that traditional gender roles are a form of D/s roleplay. This effectively communicates:

a) that there’s nothing inherently wrong with doing it that way if people consent to it

and

b) forcing it on nonconsenting people, especially children, is really skeevy and a terrible idea.

That… is a really good way of putting it, damn.

fixt-terminal:

Celldweller - End of an Empire

A start, an end, a rise and fall
No system eternal and no one immortal
Creation always ends in destruction
We cannot change the fate of civilization

Pre-order End of an Empire (Chapter 01: Time) on FiXTStore or iTunes to get an immediate download of the title track “End of an Empire” two weeks before the full chapter drops Sept. 16!

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(via saeto15)

TAVROS IS THE HAGRID OF HOME STUCK, PASS IT ON

lizardlicks:

[11:46:49 PM] MIBwF: I like bara-tav
[11:47:14 PM] MIBwF: like, all gentle giant
[11:47:16 PM] Lizardlicks: bara tav is best tav
[11:48:07 PM] MIBwF: *lightbulb clicks on* tavros is the hagrid of homestuck
[11:48:16 PM] Lizardlicks: big ass mountain of a troll that could flatten you but all he wants to do is play some card games and make kinda shitty rap lyrics
[11:48:24 PM] Lizardlicks: YES
[11:48:29 PM] Lizardlicks: OMG YES
[11:48:34 PM] MIBwF: RIGHT?!
[11:48:54 PM] Lizardlicks: THAT IS IT EXACTLY OH MY GOD

zeekappa:

T’is the appropriate season, so
wwill o’ the wwisp Eridan Ampora, once a young noble too impatient for his own good who decided to take a shortcut through the moors, where he was lead to his untimely demise by a stranger with a magical lantern.
As the 100th victim of his predecessor, the lantern was passed onto him until such a time he damned 100 souls himself and won back his freedom. 
Having grown fae over the decades, he waits for his 100th victim so that he may leave the moors and join the unseelie faery court.

zeekappa:

T’is the appropriate season, so

wwill o’ the wwisp Eridan Ampora, once a young noble too impatient for his own good who decided to take a shortcut through the moors, where he was lead to his untimely demise by a stranger with a magical lantern.

As the 100th victim of his predecessor, the lantern was passed onto him until such a time he damned 100 souls himself and won back his freedom. 

Having grown fae over the decades, he waits for his 100th victim so that he may leave the moors and join the unseelie faery court.